More of them sheepherders

Well, I been out of commision for a while. Can’t beleieve it’s been close to a year. Been kind of under the wheather and kind of laying low. What they call a Hi-ate-us. Sometimes people have to hiberate like bears.

But I think the doctors got me fixed up now. Hell, I an’t no spring chicken. And I ain’t going to tell you how old I am, neither. But we all got to die sometime. I got a few more kicks to get in.

But I can still get around, I like to go to the U and talk to the girls, though. Damn nice looking ones over there right about now. They’re all there for orientation, they say.

But I still been reading the paper, and got a few things to say. Hah, does the suprise you?

First off, I’m wishing old Bubba Mayor wouldn’t had cancelled that cell phone law. Jesus, I’ve been about mowed down a few times by people yakking on there phones when I’ve been trying to cross the street. They kind of look up just in time to see me and they hit the brakes. I’m lucky to be alive. I give them a piece of my mind and they look downright mean. But hell, keep your mind of driving and don’t kill me cause you’re talking baby talk to your kid. I’ve seen women drive right through red lights yakking on their phones. Ain’t you got enough to do driving?

Then, I seen a few kids riding a bike, carrying a cup of joe and tryig to talk on the phone, too. I seen them ride across a street and almost get flattened. Sometimes, you have to use some laws to make people have sense. But try and get some of those Ron Paul’s types to say that.

So, I kind of like old Bubba. Hell, it ain’t so much fun to make fun of now that he dropped some much poundage. He don’t look like a whale waddling down the street anymore.

The other thing that makes me laugh is the old sheepherder story again. That was on the front page this week. That guy from old mexico ain’t coming back, after some crazy townies rounded up a bunch of money for him. it ain’t like he was going broke anyway; ranch work don’t pay much, and he’s a mexican, so he don’t need that much anyway. But he went home with a few thousand extra for running the sheep that was eating the weeds on the hills.

Now, here’s this new guy. What’s going to happen to him? These townies going to raise more money for him? I don’t think so. He’s white, so no body feels sorry for him. Even though he’s been working construction for 4 bucks an hour in Havre and now he’s here, after slinging sandwiches and other jobs. He’s missing some teeth, he’s proud of his job. I want to see if those townies raise a kitty for im. Don’t be holding your breath.

So long suckers, Till next time.